poor guy. your one part anal retentive one part forgetful stoner. lol...i too dont like being trapped on a bus with a shouting preacher. one time i was on a bus with this particularly angry preacher...spiting at the top of his lungs. after his jesus shout fest he went around touching and blessing everyone. i was with my pregnant wife at the time who was elbowing me and saying 'dont let him touch me, dont let him touch. ' so i silently wagged my finger at him as he passed. he looked stunned. like jesus had punched him and told him he was a dick and should shut up. that what my jesus would have said to that bible beggar.