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RE: Comedy, Open Mic - Comedy Open Mic Round #10

in #comedyopenmic7 years ago

I’m sorry, I thought your name was “profanereviews” not “undercommittedtomildlysarcasticreviews.”

Hit me with some of that sweet profanity!

I want the good shit you keep in the back for the really crappy content.

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I can't give you that, because it took cleverness to come up with it. Like Grandpa Hircock cleverness. He could throw groaners out with the best of'em. He could also dismantle a CB mic like a motherfucker.

Well, because you asked I'll give you a little bit.

You dirty, pus gutted cow cunt. Here's half a penny for your fucking trouble.