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RE: Fish Bladder for Comedy Open Mic Round #26
Sorry, @improv can't respond. this is me, the giant spider. I was trying to think of a punchline to top his, but I couldn't, so I ate him.
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😁 also still smiling as I read this..bad spider....real bad.
Sorry I can't come to the phone right now. I'm hatching thousands of brain-eating spiders. Please leave a message at the beep.
You can't kill @improv you DAMN spider. He's funny as hell! AND I GOT A BIGASS CAN OF BUG SPRAY FOR YOU AND YOUR KIDDOS!!! I'm going to make a silk wardrobe from your innards, you basterds!
Halp! Murderer!
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Dear Mr. Spider, please puke @improv back out as we need him to create more comedy and I don't think your rectal cavity can handle him, he looks like a load
I'm wearing his skin.
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