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It's actually illegal to kill mountain goats here, but sometimes you just have to take the law into your own hands, you know? What really matters is right and wrong, not legal and illegal. Plus, those goats had it coming. I did the right thing. Burning bridges is wrong, though, and I don't recommend it.

Oh, and pour the beer down the drain before you drink the Drano. You won't remember if you do it the other way around. Drano has a way of fucking up your memory for the last few minutes.

Thanks, I'm off to drink some Drano. It's been good knowing you.