Where do these people come from?
Do you think the home owners are going to sell this home at a drastic reduction rather than chop the tree down?

Yes, I'll come over and watch the game with you... NOT!

You think this driveway is steep now you just wait til winter comes.

After I get done with my business I'll need 5 sinks to wash up.

I got these off of the web after looking at some of your crazy designs. As always, I enjoyed your post and was curious to see if I could get further chuckles and I was shocked at how many failed jobs were out there. Talk about dumbing down humanity.
Your fixed window was probably put in against your wishes because it was easy and cheaper to install. The sinks, on the other hand, are for looks and should come with outer pads to catch the water. The creators of these sinks suggest to turn the water on low and wipe the sink down every time used to prevent splashes. DOH. That hurts if you think about it too long. Last but not least... when you're in a hurry and you need money you might want to avoid this location.

Here are more if you want to laugh some more:
http://wonderfulengineering.com/31-engineering-mistakes-that-make-you-wonder-who-gave-them-engineering-degrees/
http://www.chilloutpoint.com/funny/top-40-funniest-construction-mistakes.html