My Big Dog

My Big Dog always had with them a teapot to try to balance on their head. It might be an original thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a teapot being the item opted for.

My Big Dog desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally share. It was considered to be a fairly funny approach to life, to me, but not to the Dog, who thinks it would be epic. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener of all things.

My Big Dog owned a Harry Potter wand that they would often play with. This could be considered a bizarre exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who had decided that this idea is fun. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen item.

My Big Dog desperately searched for a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally put on his head. It would be a fairly extraordinary activity, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a magic 8 ball was the item that was chosen.

My Big Dog wanted a sponge to drop. It should be a fairly different approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who felt that this idea was awesome. A sponge is the thing to opt for.

My Big Dog desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would often embrace. It should be a weird idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. A pint of cider is the thing to choose.