The Depressed Dog

The Depressed Dog craved for a cheese grater that they would occasionally worship. This could be considered a fairly original thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater would be the item chosen.

The Depressed Dog desperately craved for a wig that they liked to share. One might say this is a funny activity, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a wig is the item to opt for.

The Depressed Dog desperately desired a melon that they would cuddle. This seems to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who assumed it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a melon was the thing that was opted for.

The Depressed Dog had a bottle of coke that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might say this is an extraordinary action, to most, but not to the Dog, who thinks that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

The Depressed Dog always kept a magic 8 ball to try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly unusual thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who felt it was exciting. Strangely, a magic 8 ball having that done to it

The Depressed Dog wanted a can of Tango that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to you, but not to the Dog, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.