The Bum Loving Dog

The Bum Loving Dog craved for a pint of beer to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a peculiar exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who considered that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a pint of beer having that done to it

The Bum Loving Dog desperately needed a computer that they liked to smash. One might consider this to be an extraordinary operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer was the thing that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Dog always had with them a bag of poop that they would often cuddle. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who feels it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop would be the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Dog looked for a toilet brush that they would sometimes throw. It would have been a fairly surprising approach to life, to you, but not to the Dog, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A toilet brush being the thing selected.

The Bum Loving Dog craved for a rubber chicken that they liked to play with. One might say this is a fairly surprising undertaking, to you, but not to the Dog, who felt it would be amazing. A rubber chicken being the thing selected.

The Bum Loving Dog often carried a bottle of coke to drop. It was considered to be an original proposal, to some, but not to the Dog, who assumed that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.