The Stupid Dog

The Stupid Dog had a pen that they sometimes sleep with. This seems an original operation, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who thought that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a pen would be the chosen thing.

The Stupid Dog searched for a cup that they would occasionally annihilate This seems a curious thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who assumed it was magnificent. Strangely, a cup having that done to it

The Stupid Dog always carried a hat that they would sit and look at. This seems a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a hat is the item to select.

The Stupid Dog desperately looked for a helmet that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a weird exercise, to you, but not to the Dog, who assumed that this idea is stunning. A helmet is the thing that was chosen.

The Stupid Dog needed a spade that they would sometimes worship. It is an unusual action, to me, but not to the Dog, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. A spade being the chosen item.

The Stupid Dog looked for a can of Tango that they would occasionally demolish. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre action, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who expected it would be miraculous. A can of Tango is the item to select.