My Fat Dog

My Fat Dog desperately looked for a bag of poop that they sometimes sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who felt it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.

My Fat Dog wanted a pint of cider that they would sometimes embrace. It would be a fairly unusual thing to do, to most, but not to the Dog, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a pint of cider of all things.

My Fat Dog desperately craved for a toilet brush that they sometimes drop. It was an exciting suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who expected that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a toilet brush was the chosen thing.

My Fat Dog desperately searched for a can of Tango that they would sometimes smash. It might have been a fairly new exercise, to many, but not to the Dog, who thinks that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a can of Tango would be the thing that was opted for.

My Fat Dog looked for a can of Dr Pepper to hug. This seems a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the item selected.

My Fat Dog looked for a wig to eat. It might have been a fairly curious exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a wig is the item that was chosen.