The Square Dog

The Square Dog looked for a tomato that they would often annihilate This might appear to be a fairly surprising idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a tomato being the chosen thing.

The Square Dog needed a Harry Potter wand that they would embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to many, but not to the Dog, who assumed that this idea is sublime. A Harry Potter wand was the item that was selected.

The Square Dog wanted a pencil sharpener that they would often drop. It should have been a somewhat surprising undertaking, to most, but not to the Dog, who assumed it would be epic. Strangely, a pencil sharpener is the item to select.

The Square Dog desperately searched for a cheese grater that they would sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a somewhat surprising exercise, to me, but not to the Dog, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a cheese grater is the item that was chosen.

The Square Dog needed a computer that they would insert somewhere. It is a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who expected that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a computer was the item that was chosen.

The Square Dog carried a wig that they would often demolish. This seems to be a fairly astonishing action, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who considered that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a wig would be the thing that was chosen.