A Careful Dog

A Careful Dog wanted a wig that they would experiment on. It might be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a wig is the thing to choose.

A Careful Dog desperately wanted a radiator that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be an original action, to my children, but not to the Dog, who thought that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a radiator would be the item that was selected.

A Careful Dog found a big sponge that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly curious exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a big sponge was the item that was selected.

A Careful Dog desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they would often try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly curious exercise, to most, but not to the Dog, who thought it would be out of this world. A bottle of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

A Careful Dog desperately searched for a spade that they liked to insert somewhere. It might have been an exciting thought, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. A spade being the thing selected.

A Careful Dog searched for a cheese grater that they would try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly different thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who considered it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a cheese grater being the chosen item.