The Stupid Dog

The Stupid Dog carried a pen that they would occasionally experiment on. It is a fairly exciting thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen would be the thing that was selected.

The Stupid Dog looked for a rubber johnny that they would often try to nail to the wall. This seems to be an extraordinary suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. A rubber johnny is the thing to choose.

The Stupid Dog had a can of coke that they sometimes insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly surprising action, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. A can of coke being the item selected.

The Stupid Dog desperately searched for a cheese grater that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be an unusual exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who assumed it was sublime. Remarkably, a cheese grater having that done to it

The Stupid Dog owned a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally sleep with. It was a fairly extraordinary thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who thinks that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener is the thing that was chosen.

The Stupid Dog looked for a rubber chicken to throw. One might find this to be a fairly strange proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who felt it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken is the thing to select.