The Talented Dog

The Talented Dog searched for a pint of cider that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly strange exercise, to me, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider was the item that was opted for.

The Talented Dog desperately wanted a sack of potatoes to put down their trousers. It was a fairly weird suggestion, to me, but not to the Dog, who felt that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes was the item that was selected.

The Talented Dog looked for a rubber chicken to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly odd exercise, to most, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken being the chosen thing.

The Talented Dog searched for a magic 8 ball to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who considered that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball was the item that was opted for.

The Talented Dog looked for a radiator to cuddle. It is a fairly weird action, to me, but not to the Dog, who considered that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a radiator is the thing to select.

The Talented Dog desperately desired a piece of paper that they sometimes worship. This seems a weird idea, to most, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a piece of paper was the chosen item.