Ugly Dog

Ugly Dog searched for a can of coke to share. It might have been a fairly peculiar activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who had decided that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

Ugly Dog desperately looked for a stapler that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It would be a bizarre undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who expected that the idea was magnificent. A stapler is the item to opt for.

Ugly Dog desperately desired a stretchman that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems a fairly odd approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a stretchman was the chosen thing.

Ugly Dog desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would put down their trousers. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.

Ugly Dog always had with them a mug that they liked to sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly new exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a mug being the chosen thing.

Ugly Dog desperately needed a pint of cider that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a curious thought, to most, but not to the Dog, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider is the item to select.