The Red Dog

The Red Dog desired a crown that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be an original proposal, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a crown is the thing to choose.

The Red Dog found a bat that they would drop. This could be considered a fairly funny thought, to most, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bat of all things.

The Red Dog desired a pencil sharpener that they would often worship. It was a weird and wonderful thought, to my children, but not to the Dog, who thought it would be wonderous. Strangely, a pencil sharpener is the item to choose.

The Red Dog wanted a set of lego that they would eat. It was a fairly funny action, to many, but not to the Dog, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a set of lego was the item that was chosen.

The Red Dog always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It is a somewhat surprising exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who assumed it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was opted for.

The Red Dog desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they would often throw. It is a fairly surprising proposal, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who considered that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener is the item to select.