My Confused Dog

My Confused Dog desperately needed a crown that they would often sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly original idea, to you, but not to the Dog, who expected that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a crown would be the thing that was opted for.

My Confused Dog wanted a hat that they would often cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a hat was the chosen thing.

My Confused Dog carried a hat that they would try to balance on their head. This seems a funny proposal, to many, but not to the Dog, who expected it would be entertaining. A hat is the thing to opt for.

My Confused Dog always had with them a rubber chicken that they would occasionally annihilate It was considered to be a fairly strange suggestion, to some, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken being the thing selected.

My Confused Dog often carried a ball that they would put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a curious activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who assumed that this idea was fun. Honestly, a ball being the chosen item.

My Confused Dog carried a cup that they would occasionally cuddle. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who feels that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a cup having that done to it