Their Worrisome Dog

Their Worrisome Dog desperately desired a cup that they liked to put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a cup being the thing selected.

Their Worrisome Dog looked for a sword that they would put in the bath with him. It was a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a sword would be the item that was chosen.

Their Worrisome Dog desperately needed a piece of paper to drop. It was a somewhat surprising activity, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper was the item that was selected.

Their Worrisome Dog needed a wig that they would rub on his belly. It might be a fairly strange idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a wig was the thing that was chosen.

Their Worrisome Dog wanted a bottle of wine that they would sometimes embrace. It might have been a fairly curious action, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.

Their Worrisome Dog desperately desired a pint of cider that they sometimes sleep with. This is certainly an odd thought, to me, but not to the Dog, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a pint of cider being the thing selected.