The Crazy Dog

The Crazy Dog often carried a teapot that they would sometimes throw. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a teapot is the item that was chosen.

The Crazy Dog desired a magic 8 ball that they would put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly surprising action, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who thinks it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball of all things.

The Crazy Dog carried a tomato that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly odd exercise, to you, but not to the Dog, who thinks that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato being the chosen thing.

The Crazy Dog searched for a rubber chicken that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a peculiar action, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was chosen.

The Crazy Dog desperately craved for a ball to eat. It might have been a fairly unusual proposal, to me, but not to the Dog, who had decided that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a ball would be the item that was chosen.

The Crazy Dog craved for a crown that they would sometimes eat. It would have been a fairly unusual thing to do, to many, but not to the Dog, who assumed it would be sublime. Remarkably, a crown would be the item that was selected.