The Confused Dog

The Confused Dog wanted a bottle of coke that they sometimes worship. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising idea, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke was the thing that was chosen.

The Confused Dog desperately looked for a pen that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems an original thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen being the thing selected.

The Confused Dog desperately looked for a computer to play with. This is certainly a fairly funny thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a computer is the thing to opt for.

The Confused Dog always had with them a rubber johnny that they would drop. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who expected it would be amazing. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the chosen thing.

The Confused Dog owned a tomato that they sometimes smash. One might say this is a fairly unusual undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a tomato would be the item chosen.

The Confused Dog always had with them a bottle of beer to embrace. It might be a fairly extraordinary activity, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer was the chosen thing.