The Little Dog

The Little Dog desperately searched for a cheese grater that they would drop. This might appear to be a fairly new thing to do, to some, but not to the Dog, who considered that the idea was epic. Strangely, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

The Little Dog always kept a pint of cider to rub on his belly. This could be considered a curious operation, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider is the item that was chosen.

The Little Dog looked for a spade that they would often put on his head. It might be a fairly bizarre thought, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a spade was the chosen item.

The Little Dog looked for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes share. One might consider this to be a fairly funny exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who thought it was spectacular. A pencil sharpener being the item selected.

The Little Dog desperately needed a Harry Potter wand that they would often annihilate This is certainly a fairly bizarre approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who thought that this idea was miraculous. A Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was selected.

The Little Dog desperately desired a spade that they would embrace. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who thought that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a spade is the thing to choose.