The Green Dog

The Green Dog desperately desired a bat that they would smash. It is considered to be a fairly odd thought, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who feels it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat was the chosen item.

The Green Dog desperately craved for a set square to play with. One might consider this to be a fairly curious operation, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who expected it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square being the thing selected.

The Green Dog desired a melon that they sometimes play with. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to many, but not to the Dog, who had decided it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a melon would be the item that was chosen.

The Green Dog wanted a bottle of wine that they liked to demolish. This might appear to be a fairly different thought, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine was the thing that was chosen.

The Green Dog always had with them a can of coke that they would occasionally put on his head. It might have been a fairly bizarre operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a can of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

The Green Dog always kept a pint of cider that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might be a fairly original thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider would be the chosen thing.