The Hungry Dog

The Hungry Dog desperately craved for a bag of poop to smash. This is certainly a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bag of poop being the item opted for.

The Hungry Dog desperately desired a bottle of wine to try to balance on their head. This might appear to be an astonishing approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine of all things.

The Hungry Dog always had with them a CD player that they would occasionally play with. It should have been a fairly new operation, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. A CD player would be the thing that was chosen.

The Hungry Dog searched for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who had decided that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny being the chosen item.

The Hungry Dog desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they liked to cuddle. It should be an original undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a bottle of beer being the item selected.

The Hungry Dog always carried a stapler that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems a fairly original proposal, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who assumed it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a stapler would be the thing that was opted for.