His Lonely Dog

His Lonely Dog owned a can of Tango that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who assumed it was out of this world. Strangely, a can of Tango would be the item that was selected.

His Lonely Dog owned a toilet brush that they sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be a new thing to do, to most, but not to the Dog, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush was the thing that was selected.

His Lonely Dog craved for a pint of cider that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It is an astonishing proposal, to you, but not to the Dog, who expected that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider being the thing selected.

His Lonely Dog desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary action, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer is the thing to select.

His Lonely Dog desperately searched for a custard pie that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is a fairly astonishing thing to do, to most, but not to the Dog, who felt it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a custard pie was the thing that was selected.

His Lonely Dog desperately craved for a computer that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This is certainly a funny thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who felt it was epic. Who would have thought, a computer is the item that was chosen.