The Yellow Dog

The Yellow Dog craved for a bottle of beer that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should be an odd idea, to most, but not to the Dog, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer was the item that was chosen.

The Yellow Dog desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they sometimes embrace. It might be a strange thought, to you, but not to the Dog, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a sack of potatoes was the item that was opted for.

The Yellow Dog often carried a little monkey that they would put on his head. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a little monkey would be the thing that was opted for.

The Yellow Dog always had with them a rubber johnny that they would sometimes play with. It was considered to be a fairly odd thought, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who thinks it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.

The Yellow Dog often carried a chocolate bar that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would be an exciting undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a chocolate bar being the chosen thing.

The Yellow Dog desired a can of coke that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This is certainly an odd proposal, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a can of coke is the item to select.