Confused Dog

Confused Dog looked for a computer that they would break. One might consider this to be a weird operation, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who assumed it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a computer being the item opted for.

Confused Dog owned a radiator that they would occasionally put on his head. One might find this to be a curious undertaking, to my children, but not to the Dog, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a radiator having that done to it

Confused Dog always kept a stapler that they would often embrace. It should have been a fairly bizarre exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who thought that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a stapler would be the chosen thing.

Confused Dog carried a piece of paper to break. It should be a fairly new thought, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who expected that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper would be the item that was opted for.

Confused Dog desperately craved for a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who thinks that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the thing to choose.

Confused Dog needed a rubber chicken that they would hug. It might have been a weird and wonderful operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.