His Big Dog

His Big Dog had a bag of flour that they liked to put on his head. It might have been an unusual operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour was the thing that was chosen.

His Big Dog carried a bag of flour that they would rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who expected that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a bag of flour being the thing selected.

His Big Dog carried a radiator to smash. It might be a fairly curious thing to do, to you, but not to the Dog, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a radiator was the thing that was opted for.

His Big Dog always had with them a custard pie that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a strange suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who feels that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie is the thing to choose.

His Big Dog desperately wanted a stapler that they would sometimes hug. This seems an unusual proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a stapler is the thing to choose.

His Big Dog desperately searched for a helmet that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It might be a surprising suggestion, to my children, but not to the Dog, who thought that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a helmet of all things.