A Famous Dog

A Famous Dog wanted a stapler that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems an original approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a stapler is the thing to opt for.

A Famous Dog desperately searched for a cheese grater that they would drop. It should be an odd thought, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a cheese grater being the thing selected.

A Famous Dog always had with them a pint of cider that they would occasionally throw. One might say this is a fairly surprising thing to do, to you, but not to the Dog, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a pint of cider would be the item chosen.

A Famous Dog craved for a bag of poop to sleep with. It might have been a fairly astonishing proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the thing to choose.

A Famous Dog desperately desired a melon to insert somewhere. This is certainly an exciting activity, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

A Famous Dog desperately searched for a CD player to drop. It would be a fairly original action, to many, but not to the Dog, who assumed it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a CD player being the item selected.