The Bewildered Dog

The Bewildered Dog found a ball that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a new thought, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball being the thing selected.

The Bewildered Dog looked for a cucumber that they would share. This seems an astonishing exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who expected that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a cucumber is the item to choose.

The Bewildered Dog always kept a pint of cider that they would occasionally share. It might be a fairly new action, to many, but not to the Dog, who considered it was fun. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider was the thing that was selected.

The Bewildered Dog needed a hat that they would embrace. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a hat was the chosen item.

The Bewildered Dog looked for a mug that they sometimes sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who thinks that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a mug is the item to choose.

The Bewildered Dog desperately desired a pint of beer that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly new undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who expected that the idea was fun. A pint of beer was the thing that was opted for.