The Stupid Dog

The Stupid Dog always carried a bag of flour that they would sometimes hug. One might say this is a fairly astonishing thought, to me, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was fun. A bag of flour was the chosen thing.

The Stupid Dog always kept a custard pie that they liked to play with. This could be considered a fairly odd exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who thought it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie having that done to it

The Stupid Dog owned a bottle of wine that they would occasionally cuddle. It would have been a different idea, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a bottle of wine of all things.

The Stupid Dog desperately looked for a block of cheese that they sometimes put down their trousers. It was a fairly surprising thing to do, to my children, but not to the Dog, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a block of cheese having that done to it

The Stupid Dog owned a Harry Potter wand to put in the bath with him. It was a surprising thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who expected it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand of all things.

The Stupid Dog desperately needed a painting of a melon that they would put in the bath with him. It might have been a bizarre action, to many, but not to the Dog, who felt that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a painting of a melon being the chosen thing.