The Unusual Dog

The Unusual Dog desperately searched for a chocolate bar that they would sit and look at. It would be an extraordinary suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a chocolate bar is the item to select.

The Unusual Dog desperately looked for a bag of poop to put down their trousers. This could be considered a funny idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who assumed it was amazing. A bag of poop would be the item chosen.

The Unusual Dog desperately craved for a set square to hug. It was an odd exercise, to you, but not to the Dog, who assumed that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a set square was the thing that was selected.

The Unusual Dog desired a cucumber that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This seems a fairly surprising idea, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a cucumber being the thing selected.

The Unusual Dog found a bat to share. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who thinks it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a bat is the thing that was chosen.

The Unusual Dog always carried a pint of beer that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly curious idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a pint of beer was the chosen item.