The Boring Dog

The Boring Dog always kept a set square to worship. It is a strange operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a set square is the thing to choose.

The Boring Dog had a can of Tango to smash. This seems to be a funny idea, to you, but not to the Dog, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango being the chosen thing.

The Boring Dog desperately needed a big sponge to drop. This might appear to be a strange suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a big sponge would be the chosen thing.

The Boring Dog owned a sword that they would sleep with. It should have been a fairly new idea, to most, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a sword was the thing that was selected.

The Boring Dog desperately searched for a set of lego that they would often insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a set of lego was the thing that was selected.

The Boring Dog desperately wanted a rubber johnny to sleep with. It would be a funny exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny would be the item chosen.