The Adorable Dog

The Adorable Dog desperately needed a can of Tango to put in the bath with him. It should have been a strange suggestion, to my children, but not to the Dog, who considered that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the thing that was opted for.

The Adorable Dog craved for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes eat. It is considered to be an extraordinary idea, to many, but not to the Dog, who thought it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine is the item to select.

The Adorable Dog owned a cucumber that they would sometimes sleep with. It should have been a fairly unusual suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a cucumber would be the item that was opted for.

The Adorable Dog desperately looked for a hat that they liked to put on his head. It might be a fairly weird activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who feels that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a hat was the thing that was chosen.

The Adorable Dog craved for a radiator that they sometimes rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a radiator being the chosen thing.

The Adorable Dog searched for a cucumber to put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly funny idea, to you, but not to the Dog, who thinks it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber of all things.