The Tired Dog

The Tired Dog always had with them a pint of beer that they sometimes hug. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who thought that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

The Tired Dog carried a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly funny activity, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to opt for.

The Tired Dog desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they would often throw. It should be an odd proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who thought it was fun. Honestly, a rubber johnny being the item selected.

The Tired Dog desired a big sponge that they would occasionally drop. It might be a fairly peculiar idea, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Honestly, a big sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

The Tired Dog always kept a bag of poop that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was considered to be a peculiar operation, to you, but not to the Dog, who expected that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a bag of poop was the item that was chosen.

The Tired Dog wanted a toilet brush to smash. It might have been a fairly bizarre action, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a toilet brush having that done to it