Let's Write Classifieds - Week 2
Classified1 (Man)
I am an experienced man looking for a woman in her sixties vaccinated fully for COVID. You know that we are not at risk of AIDS at this age, but since COVID is knocking again, we have to be careful.
I am a marketing professional and want to live a luxurious life in the future, so if you are filthy rich, you stand a better chance.
I assure you, I am the best companion in the world, being a witty and humorous person with skills in making tea, coffee, and breakfast.
I know how to drive different cars, so I will drive all the cars that you bring along with you.
Please tell me whether you would like to live in your house or stay with me so we could discuss future strategy about how to renovate it, your money your choice.
A great loving company assured.
Dev +61XXXXXXXXX
Classified-2 (Woman)
I'm looking for a mature man who can take care of an elderly woman. The crux of my advert is seeking a person who works from home and stays at as long as possible.
I am a lonely and elderly woman willing to sit down with someone, talking through my options with someone having no ego or could keep it at bay.
I am looking for someone's company to have sweet time and not exploit the anxieties and monies of an elderly. I am willing to spend lavishly if the man I am looking for is loving and caring.
I have recently up sized my house big with all facilities including a swimming pool. I am willing to take care of right partner if he comes good to my expectation.
Looking forward to the right answers from loving and caring persons.
Please contact 8a.m to 8 p.m.
Tina +61987654321
Adorable... that's not ;-)) And I miss the female perspective - what do you think a woman could look for?
That's an advert by a man but if you are looking for female version read this post by @peachyladiva whom I directed to this community indirectly.
https://steemit.com/dream-steem/@peachyladiva/let-s-write-classifieds-week-1-buy-sell-and-exchange
... and that was a brilliant idea ;-)) But:
Check now!
Wonderful. Both shall have a long life together ;-)))
Thank you so much for the mention, this cracks me up real bad..... your money your choice.....hahahahaha
Yep, I tried a witty touch just for the sake of fun 😄
Great!
@dove11 It's an honor to have you participate in the contest. Phew... I get to evaluate another one of my teachers 🙏🙏.
Thanks for your kind evaluation and of course the exaggerated words for my humble effort!
@dove11 With your classifieds, you engage us with subtlety, with humor, albeit bitingly. A humor that dilutes the irony amidst so many explanations. Your subtle characters, masters of deception, or is it of seduction with words? You are a master of what is left unsaid, but what is read between the lines.
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Greetings, I've already posted the results for week 2. I invite you to check them out.
Thanks for your participation. I hope to see your post for week 3; the difficulty level increases, but I know you'll do well.
Contest - Let's Write Classifieds - Week 3
Thanks for the kind words and your understanding. In fact I have already prepared my week 3 post and ready to post it any moment.
Wow, what an idea! A man who dreams of a rich woman's house to renovate with her money. So romantic! Just get confirmation she's vaccinated. If not, you may risk it while you are planning her luxurious future. 😀😀😂
Thanks for the invitation.
Fiction my dear sister so nothing to be alarmed.
I know, I know, only feedback.
https://x.com/simaodev11/status/1930073543632650445
I invite, @josepha, @senehasa and @solperez to show their choice.
I will participate later when I am chance. Good luck to you and I enjoyed reading your story.
Thanks!
Truly a lesson in marketing🤣🤣🤣🤣, especially when it says your money, your choice.
Great classifieds.
Haha, it was fun!