The Chicken was stolen, but the food was legit - Funny Story

Suman bhai was the famous chicken burglar in our village. He stole a chicken that way so the chicken never makes a noise. His experience and perfectness were unmatched. There was a group of Rowdy boys in our village who often burgled chickens. Suman bhai was one of the elite members of the team.

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It was Friday. At noon, there is a prominent prayer time for them. An Imam came at that prayer and talked about stealing. He said, Stealing is a bad habit. GOD does not support this. GOD will punish those who steal from others. Be aware of that. Remember about the final day. Stop doing this.

The rowdy boys were sorrowful. They confessed to themselves about their wrongdoings. They swore that they would never steal again. But at night, they felt like eating chicken again. They were discussing among themselves, What about our oath? They start arguing with themselves. After a while, Sumon bhai came up with a fantastic solution.

Saiful's mother has not been home for a few days. Saiful is now living alone. They have some healthy chicken. What about eating Saiful's chickens? They came up with a new idea to eat, but not breaking their oath.

A team led by Sumon bhai went to steal Saiful's chickens and a team led by Zuton went to make it right. They stole the chickens, cooked them, and waited for Zuton's team.

Meanwhile, Zuton met Saiful and said,

Oh my nephew, your mother is not home for a long time. You became skinny. I am afraid, you did not eat well for several days. I can't take it anymore. Come with us. We are offering you some healthy food.

Saiful was aware of them. He knows they stole and eat. But, it was true that he could not eat well for several days. He asked,

Is your food made from stealing chicken?

Zuton said,

Of course not, my nephew. If you eat, it will be 100% legit food. We took an oath that we will never eat non-legit food again.

Saiful was convinced and joined them to eat. It was a nice meal for Saiful after a long day.

Two days later, Saiful's mother came back. In the evening, she was angry that two of her grown chickens were missing. She scolded Saiful a lot for losing the chicken. Although Saiful didn't tell his mother anything, his suspicions arose. He went to meet Sumon and Zuton and asked them,

Two days ago, when we ate chicken, you said that it was legit food. Was that truly legit?

They started laughing and said,

Yes, it was legit. I told you, we stopped eating stolen food.

Saiful gets angry. He was sure that they had stolen their chickens. He asked again,

Than who stole our chicken?

They laughed again, Sumon bhai said,

Be cool, Saiful. Indeed, we ate your chicken, but it was 100% legit. It was not stolen.

Saiful was fully angry, and he screamed,

You stole our chicken. How did it become legit?

Sumon bhai was calm,

Didn’t you eat with us? When the owner eats his property, how could it be stolen? It’s 100% legit.

Saiful was astonished! There was no word on his mouth. All he was panicked about if his mother knew this, and what she would do to him!