Gone Bonkers! Nevermind: Happy Easter 🐰
comic ai of @soulfuldreamer
That corner of a room again. That very corner... that seemed to warp space-time itself, the succulent gang sat in their pots, picking their noses and minding their own businesses...
“Oi! Why the hell are you hanging upside down like a stupid bat?” Gollum Jade screamed, twisting itself into a knot that it screamed from the pain it inflicted upon itself. Stupid.
Jade, his cousin, said in a laid-back voice, but clearly snapped.
“Who cares? Go ahead and serenade the clock or something. Do your best human impression. Not like I’m listening to your nonsense.”
“Oh, come on!” Snake Plant sighed, its long, sharp leaves swaying in irritation. “Why is everything upside down? You’re all bananas! I’m not part of this circus. Idiots.”
Go green, we are green, green is life, green is frog.
“Seriously, what is this green mantra you're all babbling about?” Chalksticks moaned, its thin blue stems barely holding onto their fragile sanity. “I’m a plant, not some plant activist!”
“If anyone doesn’t shut up,” Jelly Bean Plant warned, its leaves quivering, “I’ll wish death upon you. May your roots rot this very instance. Don’t test me.”
“I’m done,” The first Jade muttered, its leaves curling tighter in frustration. “I don’t care anymore. Just turn me black, gold, I don’t care. I’ll take any color but this endless mess of green.”
Ghost Plant whispered, “Hush... Are we dreaming? Is this real? None of this feels… real. Maybe we’re just fictional plants in some absurd story”. It's whining continued: “Who is writing us anyway? That damn woman who wheels us out sometimes? For a little bit of sunshine? Is this the price? She is a writer too, wannabe one? If yes: That foolish lady is writing absurdity. Hey just pretend we are not here. And she will leave us alone...”
“STOP! Enough with the jumping around like you’re auditioning for some third-rate dance reality show called So You Think You Can Wiggle?!”
“Too much TV, I swear! And this nonstop nonsense — ugh!” Paddle Plant bellowed, its thick leaves flapping like angry pancakes in a windstorm. “I’m not a monkey! I have dignity! I’m a succulent with boundaries!”, It continued in a shrieking little voice.
“Monkey? Who are you even talking to?”
asked Chalkstick, peeking over its pot with a suspicious squint. “Are you yelling at your own reflection again?”
Meanwhile, across the room, The Monkey, with its usual chaotic energy, plopped down in front of the TV...
“And your nose!” Jade yelled, pointing at the woman in the room. Then, turning to the other mad heads, it shouted at the top of its lungs pores, “It’s dripping like a leaky faucet! What is even going on with her? Ugh! As if she ever pays any attention...”
“We’re stuck in this madness, I swear,” Graptosedum said, leaf tips trembling. “The clock hit 13... What kind of messed-up world are we living in?”
“I swear, if that clock strikes 13 again, I’m personally sending you all to a desert with no water,” Jelly Bean threatened, ready to explode any minute.
“You know what? I’m done. Just let me be a cactus in the desert somewhere. Simple, no drama,” Haworthia sighed, shaking its leaves in exasperation. “Is that too much to ask? IS IT????”
Suddenly, with a loud BONG that shook the very foundation of absurdity itself, the clock struck 13 again.
“13? Are we living in some kind of nightmare where there is no 1 o' clock?!” Snake Plant gasped, its leaves snapping in disbelief.
“We’re going to vanish into nothingness, I swear,” Paddle Plant said in a manic flurry. “But hey, maybe it’ll be better than this... never-ending absurdity.”
Just then, the door creaked open. An elephant walked into the room, its masive feet thudding with purpose, heading straight for the kitchen.
“Okay, come along and sit here... Where is your tout today?” said the lady of the house, patting the couch. “Where’s your tout today?” she asked the elephant again, this time a little louder.
“It’s spout, for your information!” yelled the teapot from her tea trolley. “And yes, I’ve got it. Always have.”
“What the ACTUAL—?” Snake Plant choked, watching as the monkey fumbled with the remote, and aggressively changing the TV channel to something involving synchronized sloths.
And just as the penguin rode off into the sunset on a unicycle, a choir of jellybeans sang the national anthem of Pluto, while a llama wearing sunglasses handed out free tacos to the @event-horizon. Meanwhile, the moon decided it had had enough of being a rock and opened a bakery. And if you think this story makes no sense... honestly, same!!!
comic ai Chatgpt vs grok
Do check out @weisser-rabe's Easter-themed fun assignments! I had such a blast creating this absurd little piece—absolutely loved it.
Also, I just had to show you the other side of my succulents... They're not as innocent as they look!
Here’s the link—
Feel free to drop in and write all the nonsense you want:
Interesante relato. Sentí que estaba en la película "Alicia en el país de las maravillas". Las suculentas hablando de sus deseos frustrados, y evaluando la conducta de su dueña, esa escritora maniática, que desea llenarlas de vida para participar en las tareas diveridas de @weisser-rabe, jajaja.
Me encantó leerte.
Hey, long time no see :))
You know, I’ve been editing this story nonstop since I first published it, it’s honestly a bit mad!
I’ve enjoyed the whole experience so much. weisser-rabe's idea is genuinely fun, and I just wish more people would join in. I don’t know why, but every time I read my story again, I end up tweaking it all over. Can’t seem to stop!
P.S: By the way I have to say, your exercises really helped improve my storytelling ❤️
Jajaja. Me alegra leerte de nuevo. Un buen escritor nunca está totalmente conforme con lo que escribe. Descubrí esta propuesta de @weisser-rabe y me estoy uniendo hoy. Tengo algunas limitaciones con las traducciones que siempre me traicionan. Pero no me importa equivocarme, pues luego del error vienen grandes aprendizajes. Un abrazo inmenso.
Easter-Eggery4. Lost my muse but you continued you score. Good morning and happy Easter.
Thank you :)
A little bit of madness never hurts ;))