Nice writeup, the odd thing is I have been like what the hell to write and at least settled on an anecdote about how my boss tends to screw up with his English one of them is the fact that he does not call Factory Settings that but instead says "Fabric Settings" even when corrected it is the same thing again the best is when on the phone and he has to repeat it. Ah kinda like when he calls me to help him with a formula in Eggshell.

Now Fabric settings do not seem like such a screw-up but I will never tell him.