The Depressed Eagle

The Depressed Eagle had a radiator to hug. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to many, but not to the Eagle, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a radiator was the thing that was opted for.

The Depressed Eagle desperately looked for a cucumber that they sometimes hug. This might appear to be a fairly odd suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Eagle, who felt that this idea is wonderous. A cucumber was the thing that was selected.

The Depressed Eagle desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they would experiment on. One might say this is an unusual approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Eagle, who thinks it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.

The Depressed Eagle desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally sleep with. It might have been a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Eagle, who felt that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener is the thing to select.

The Depressed Eagle found a pint of cider that they would often share. This seems a fairly funny action, to many, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider is the item to choose.

The Depressed Eagle searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally worship. One might consider this to be an exciting thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Eagle, who expected that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand being the thing selected.