Talented Eagle

Talented Eagle desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they would share. This might appear to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Eagle, who feels it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.

Talented Eagle often carried a pencil sharpener that they would often experiment on. It should be a fairly unusual operation, to some, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a pencil sharpener having that done to it

Talented Eagle needed a cup that they would often throw. It should be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to most, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a cup is the thing to select.

Talented Eagle had a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally worship. One might consider this to be a surprising suggestion, to most, but not to the Eagle, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the item that was opted for.

Talented Eagle carried a cheese grater that they would often try to balance on their head. It would have been a surprising idea, to my mum, but not to the Eagle, who considered it would be magnificent. Strangely, a cheese grater would be the item that was chosen.

Talented Eagle desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly new thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.