His Stupid Eagle

His Stupid Eagle desperately needed a lava lamp that they would rub on his belly. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Eagle, who felt it was simply life. A lava lamp would be the thing that was selected.

His Stupid Eagle owned a cup that they would sometimes demolish. One might find this to be a fairly strange thing to do, to you, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Remarkably, a cup was the item that was opted for.

His Stupid Eagle often carried a wig that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This could be considered a new idea, to you, but not to the Eagle, who feels it would be fun. Bizarrely, a wig is the item to select.

His Stupid Eagle wanted a melon that they liked to hug. This is certainly a strange proposal, to you and me, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon would be the item chosen.

His Stupid Eagle desperately craved for a rubber johnny to play with. This could be considered a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, but not to the Eagle, who expected that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

His Stupid Eagle always kept a painting of a melon that they would sometimes cuddle. It might have been a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me, but not to the Eagle, who expected that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a painting of a melon being the item selected.