Her Stupid Eagle

Her Stupid Eagle desperately needed a cucumber that they would occasionally smash. This seems to be a fairly new approach to life, to my children, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber is the item to select.

Her Stupid Eagle had a rubber chicken that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly odd exercise, to many, but not to the Eagle, who thought that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a rubber chicken being the thing selected.

Her Stupid Eagle found a pint of cider that they would often annihilate This is certainly an original thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Eagle, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider is the thing to choose.

Her Stupid Eagle desperately searched for a teapot that they would often break. This could be considered a fairly astonishing suggestion, to some, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a teapot would be the item that was chosen.

Her Stupid Eagle looked for a piece of paper that they would sometimes demolish. It would have been an unusual idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Eagle, who expected that this idea was epic. A piece of paper would be the item that was selected.

Her Stupid Eagle desperately wanted a stretchman that they would demolish. This could be considered a different action, to my grandma, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a stretchman being the chosen thing.