A Bewildered Eagle

A Bewildered Eagle owned a melon that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly different activity, to you, but not to the Eagle, who considered that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a melon is the item that was chosen.

A Bewildered Eagle wanted a bottle of wine to experiment on. It should have been a peculiar idea, to my dad, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine is the thing that was chosen.

A Bewildered Eagle always carried a hat that they would often smash. One might find this to be an original thought, to my dad, but not to the Eagle, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a hat was the chosen item.

A Bewildered Eagle searched for a bottle of wine that they liked to try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Eagle, who thinks it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine having that done to it

A Bewildered Eagle desperately needed a stretchman that they would occasionally play with. It is a fairly funny thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Eagle, who feels it was miraculous. Strangely, a stretchman being the item selected.

A Bewildered Eagle searched for a can of Tango that they would sometimes put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Eagle, who felt that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango would be the item that was chosen.