The Weary Eagle

The Weary Eagle wanted a custard pie to sleep with. This could be considered an exciting approach to life, to some, but not to the Eagle, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a custard pie was the thing that was chosen.

The Weary Eagle carried a bottle of coke that they would sometimes play with. This is certainly a fairly peculiar exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Eagle, who assumed it was wonderful. Honestly, a bottle of coke would be the item chosen.

The Weary Eagle needed a set of lego that they sometimes sleep with. This seems a fairly bizarre suggestion, to you, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. A set of lego is the item to select.

The Weary Eagle looked for a set square that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly original thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Eagle, who thought it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a set square is the item that was chosen.

The Weary Eagle searched for a bag of flour that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It should have been a curious proposal, to you and me, but not to the Eagle, who considered it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a bag of flour being the item opted for.

The Weary Eagle looked for a dildo that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly weird action, to my grandpa, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.