A Beautiful Eagle

A Beautiful Eagle always carried a can of Tango that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly odd activity, to you, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. Strangely, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

A Beautiful Eagle looked for a set square that they sometimes smash. It should be a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square is the item that was chosen.

A Beautiful Eagle wanted a teapot that they would sometimes embrace. It was considered to be a fairly weird thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Eagle, who had decided it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a teapot being the item opted for.

A Beautiful Eagle desperately searched for a pint of cider to try to balance on their head. It might have been an unusual exercise, to my mum, but not to the Eagle, who considered it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.

A Beautiful Eagle desperately desired a mug that they liked to demolish. It should be a weird approach to life, to me, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. Remarkably, a mug being the thing selected.

A Beautiful Eagle searched for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes hug. It might be an astonishing exercise, to you, but not to the Eagle, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a rubber chicken was the thing that was selected.