The Orange Eagle

The Orange Eagle carried a pen that they liked to annihilate It would have been a strange operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Eagle, who feels that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a pen being the item selected.

The Orange Eagle always carried a spade that they would play with. It would have been a fairly different approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a spade would be the item chosen.

The Orange Eagle carried a pint of cider that they sometimes put on his head. It might have been a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Eagle, who expected that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a pint of cider being the thing selected.

The Orange Eagle always carried a bag of poop that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to most, but not to the Eagle, who thought that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop is the item to select.

The Orange Eagle desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would often share. This is certainly a fairly weird exercise, to many, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the item that was opted for.

The Orange Eagle desperately searched for a hat that they would break. It should be a fairly new activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Eagle, who felt that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a hat being the item selected.