The Gentle Eagle

The Gentle Eagle desired a bottle of coke to insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my children, but not to the Eagle, who felt it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke was the thing that was chosen.

The Gentle Eagle craved for a stretchman that they would often try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly new idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a stretchman was the item that was selected.

The Gentle Eagle desired a CD player that they would occasionally cuddle. It would have been a fairly strange activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Eagle, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a CD player is the item to choose.

The Gentle Eagle desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they would often demolish. It would have been a fairly odd suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Eagle, who had decided it would be wonderous. Strangely, a pencil sharpener being the thing opted for.

The Gentle Eagle desperately looked for a sword that they liked to sit and look at. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my children, but not to the Eagle, who felt it was epic. Who would have thought, a sword is the item that was chosen.

The Gentle Eagle often carried a bottle of wine that they liked to rub on his belly. This is certainly an original idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Eagle, who thought it was out of this world. Remarkably, a bottle of wine was the thing that was selected.