The Grumpy Eagle

The Grumpy Eagle searched for a bottle of beer that they would often try to balance on their head. This could be considered an exciting exercise, to you, but not to the Eagle, who felt that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer being the thing opted for.

The Grumpy Eagle often carried a bottle of beer that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly exciting proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing to opt for.

The Grumpy Eagle needed a computer to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly strange proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Eagle, who had decided that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a computer would be the item that was chosen.

The Grumpy Eagle desperately looked for a piece of paper that they would often eat. One might say this is a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Eagle, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. A piece of paper being the thing opted for.

The Grumpy Eagle desperately wanted a stretchman that they sometimes cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly new undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Eagle, who thought it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman would be the thing that was chosen.

The Grumpy Eagle desperately searched for a sponge that they would often put on his head. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Eagle, who feels that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a sponge was the thing that was selected.