Her Blue Eagle

Her Blue Eagle owned a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally throw. It would be an unusual thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Eagle, who assumed it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the thing opted for.

Her Blue Eagle searched for a pint of cider that they would sometimes hug. It would have been a weird and wonderful exercise, to me, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.

Her Blue Eagle found a bottle of beer that they would often rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly extraordinary activity, to me and my children, but not to the Eagle, who expected it would be awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the item chosen.

Her Blue Eagle desperately searched for a bottle of wine to try to balance on their head. It should be a curious suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Eagle, who thought it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine is the item to choose.

Her Blue Eagle looked for a dildo to annihilate It is considered to be a fairly unusual idea, to me and my children, but not to the Eagle, who feels that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a dildo was the item that was chosen.

Her Blue Eagle always kept a bag of poop that they would put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly weird exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a bag of poop being the item selected.