Dodgy Elephant

Dodgy Elephant always kept a condom that they liked to put up their bum. It should be an astonishing exercise, to most, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a condom was the thing that was selected.

Dodgy Elephant often carried a condom that they would occasionally sleep with. It should have been a fairly funny suggestion, to some, but not to the Elephant, who expected that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a condom being the item selected.

Dodgy Elephant found a can of Tango that they would sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly new undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango having that done to it

Dodgy Elephant wanted a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes put on his head. One might consider this to be a strange exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who expected it was miraculous. Strangely, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.

Dodgy Elephant carried a radiator that they would sleep with. One might say this is a fairly funny activity, to you, but not to the Elephant, who felt that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator was the item that was selected.

Dodgy Elephant desperately craved for a computer that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would be a fairly astonishing exercise, to me, but not to the Elephant, who had decided it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a computer being the thing opted for.